Haven’t posted as much lately as usual, and this one is only a quick one to update what I’m certainly not up to. I an unquestionably not writing a story about mermaid hunters on the moon one tweet at a time with Unleaded co-host Day Al-Mohamed. Because that’s entirely too silly of a concept to even consider. And if I were, it certainly wouldn’t start here and go on for over a dozen tweets now. And I especially won’t be collecting them into a post when it gets too awkward to continue on Twitter and try to keep the story going in replies.

Just so you know.

None of that is happening.

Anything you see that suggests otherwise is likely just a delusion.